This 'SUICIDE SQUAD' Trailer Made Date Night With DC Comics A Success

This ‘SUICIDE SQUAD’ Trailer Made Date Night With DC Comics A Success

By Jarrod Jones. Going steady with DC Comics is, like, so hard, you guys.

Like, one minute it’s giving me everything I could ever want? You know, like The Flash? With the super-cute Grant Gustin being aw-shucks and whatever? And, like, primary colors? Then it teases Legends of Tomorrow and I’m “oh, I love you so much.”

Then almost the next minute, right, DC Comics is all, “nah, I’m dark now” and I’m all “since when” and it’s all “since now, you don’t know me” and I’m watching it pretend to be all goth with Ben Affleck and I don’t know what to think anymore. I think maybe I need to be alone? For a while?

And then we spend a Tuesday night together — I know, boring, right? — and it drops a trailer for Suicide Squad on me and… what was I talking about?

I just can’t quit you, DC.

We're bad guys. It’s what we do.WATCH the new trailer for #SuicideSquad.

Posted by Suicide Squad on Tuesday, January 19, 2016

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