‘Suicide Squad 2’ gets a screenwriter, also there’s gonna be a ‘Suicide Squad 2’
By Jarrod Jones. It’s time to put together a list of increasingly ridiculous sequel titles, because Suicide Squad 2 is really going to happen. I mean, let’s face it: there’s no better way to numb the pain that comes with knowing there are…
Well, that was a fucking close one, wasn’t it — OSCAR-BATE 2017
By Jarrod Jones. In an evening eclipsed by a moment of sheer buffoonery, on a scale that simply must be seen to be believed, the 89th Academy Awards was an otherwise unwatchable affair made tolerable by a smattering of well-deserved…
Where we predict this year’s Academy Award winners — OSCAR-BATE 2017
By Jarrod Jones. Even though we’re so damned close to March, 2016 just won’t die. This Sunday the Academy of Motion Pictures, Arts, and Sciences will hand out a bunch of awards to movies you saw last year and likely…
UPDATED: We (kinda) predicted the Academy Award Nominees — OSCAR-BATE 2017
UPDATED: This morning, a bleary-eyed press corps was greeted by the president of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, Cheryl Boone Isaacs and a slew of caffeine-deprived celebrities (like Captain Marvel Brie Larson and Jennifer Hudson) read aloud this year’s…
‘SUICIDE SQUAD’: Behold The Future Of DC Films, And Despair — ANTI-MONITOR
By Jarrod Jones. “What if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House, and grab the president right out of the Oval Office? Who would’ve stopped him?” That question, pointedly asked by Stranger Things‘ Dave Harbour, sums up the…
This New ‘SUICIDE SQUAD’ Trailer Is Somehow Even Better Than The Last
By Jarrod Jones. It’s easy to get pumped when there’s actual joy piped into a film. Paradoxically, the movie I’m referring to is David Ayer’s Suicide Squad, a movie about a black-ops government cabal manipulating violent offenders into saving the world,…
Reshoots Will Make ‘SUICIDE SQUAD’ More Fun Than That Other Movie, For Obvious Reasons
By Jarrod Jones. Maybe kvetching into the digital ether isn’t such a waste of time? An encouraging rumor has filtered through Devin Faraci’s birthmoviesdeath.com (I dunno about that name either, folks) which states that David Ayer’s forthcoming supervillain jamboree, Suicide Squad, is about to…
This ‘SUICIDE SQUAD’ Trailer Made Date Night With DC Comics A Success
By Jarrod Jones. Going steady with DC Comics is, like, so hard, you guys. Like, one minute it’s giving me everything I could ever want? You know, like The Flash? With the super-cute Grant Gustin being aw-shucks and whatever? And, like, primary…
