It’s Perfectly Reasonable To Back Away, Far Away, From ‘CLOSER’ — ANTI-MONITOR
by Jarrod | Dec 9, 2016 | ANTI-MONITOR
By Kelly Baron. This is RETROGRADING, where a bunch of sad strangers are photographed beautifully. THE FILM: Closer THE TIME: 2004, back when Julia Roberts and Natalie Portman looked exactly the same (vampires?) and Jude Law still had a lust-worthy head of hair, not...
SPY
by Jarrod | Jun 12, 2015 | HEY, KIDS! COMICS!
By Kyle G. King. Melissa McCarthy’s resume spans nearly two decades, but undoubtedly the breakout role that introduced her zestful charisma to the big screen was Paul Feig’s 2011 hit Bridesmaids. And while she saw relative success two years after in Identity Thief and...

