By Jarrod Jones. By the The Winds of Watoomb, Tilda Swinton is absolutely gorgeous.
It’s been a minute since anybody’s talked about Marvel’s upcoming Doctor Strange, hasn’t it? Almost as if the news that Benedict Cumberbatch would star as the not-so good Doctor was more than enough excitement for the likes of you, thank you very much.
But now the Hollywood Reporter is telling us that Tilda Swinton, that magnificent creature of stunning, singular beauty, just might co-star in the Marvel Studio film as the Ancient One, a mysterious sorcerer who took a certain jackass surgeon by the scruff of his scrubs and made him become the Master of the Mystic Arts. (And he was once a Tibetan man, but what the hell does that matter when Tilda Swinton is willing to condescend to be in your stupid superhero flick.)
Yes, I know that no one has signed anything yet, but images of Swinton cascading through the infinite cosmos in high-definition IMAX are already playing through my head, so I can’t talk to you.
Tilda Swinton will beguile audiences once more November 4, 2016.