By Jarrod Jones. Twenty-four years. Man, Point Break has changed a lot during that time. The air got dirty and the sex got clean. And the sports got a whole hell of a lot more extreme. (Man, shit got gross.)

Warner Bros has released the first teaser to its remake of the 1991 action numb-skuller, Point Break. And this time, it’s packing 100% more CGI rockslide.

So, what do we know? Well, it’s basic dog psychiatry: The trailer keeps saying that some blonde guy (Luke Bracey, The November Man) is FBI undercover agent Johnny Utah, despite the fact that Keanu Reeves is nowhere to be found. And then it tries to pull some shit by showing us some other guy (Édgar Ramírez, Wrath of the Titans) they claim to be a man named Bodhi, despite the fact that Patrick Swayze has been dead for years.

All of the basejumping and none of the Lori Petty. You crossed the line, Point Break. People trusted you and you lied. You gotta go down. At Christmas.

Point Break only lives to get radical on Christmas Day.