by Jarrod | Sep 16, 2016 | ANTI-MONITOR
By Jarrod Jones. One of the shitter parts of acknowledging this year’s Blair Witch as a film is that we have to call it what it is — a “rebooquel.” One part sequel, one part shiny, 21st Century reboot, one part my dreams shattered into a...
by Jarrod | Sep 16, 2016 | HEY, KIDS! COMICS!
by Brandy Dykhuizen. What happens when a group of struggling celebrities, all hovering at the edge of stardom but mired down in their own self-absorption, make a pact with darker forces to ensure all their ego-fueled dreams come true? Ostensibly everything...
by Jarrod | Sep 16, 2016 | ANTI-MONITOR, ANTI-MONITOR PODCAST
By Matt Fleming and Jarrod Jones. This is the ANTI-MONITOR podcast, where it’s foolish to ask for luxuries in times like these. This week, Jarrod & Birdy assess the Cormac McCarthy/John Hillcoat post-apocalyptic moper, ‘The Road’. But first, the...
by Jarrod | Sep 16, 2016 | HEY, KIDS! COMICS!
by Stefania Rudd. It’s winter break, and poor Olive is stuck at Gotham Academy by herself. *sigh* While the old creaky mansion may feel like home whenever her friends are around, it sure gets lonely when the hallways are empty. As the end of the break nears, just...
by Jarrod | Sep 16, 2016 | ANTI-MONITOR
By Kyle G. King. This is RETROGRADING, where we want to apologize to Mike’s mom, and Josh’s mom… THE FILM: The Blair Witch Project THE TIME: 1999, a time of strange fears and even stranger hopes, when folks weren’t very well-acquainted with the...