TUBE ROCKET: GAME OF THRONES

TUBE ROCKET: GAME OF THRONES

Season Five, Episode Nine — “The Dance With Dragons” By Jarrod Jones.*sighs* I’m almost positive that the final screams of Princess Shireen will be haunting my dreams for the rest of my life. Yeah, David Benioff and D.B. Weiss continue to be a pair of twisted...
TUBE ROCKET: GAME OF THRONES

TUBE ROCKET: GAME OF THRONES

Season Five, Episode Eight — “Hardhome” By Jarrod Jones. Well, then. Since we’re making all of this up as we go along, why the hell not: let’s have ourselves a big ol’ muddy zombie fight. And I guess Valyrian steel is enough to kill...
TUBE ROCKET: GAME OF THRONES

TUBE ROCKET: GAME OF THRONES

Season Five, Episode Seven — “The Gift” By Jarrod Jones. It only took seven episodes to do it, but Game of Thrones is finally all business. Pour one out for Maester Aemon, and fear for Samwell and Gilly; Jon Snow is off to make snowmen with Tormund...
TUBE ROCKET: GAME OF THRONES

TUBE ROCKET: GAME OF THRONES

Season Five, Episode Six — “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken” By Jarrod Jones. Who else needs a shower after that? And here I thought I was going to be stuck talking about how stupid that Sand Snakes/Bronn & Jaime fight was, or questioning the credulity...
TUBE ROCKET: GAME OF THRONES

TUBE ROCKET: GAME OF THRONES

Season Five, Episode Five — “Kill the Boy” By Jarrod Jones. Oh, Game of Thrones. You can’t name an episode “Kill the Boy” and not have Ramsay Bolton die a deeply satisfying death. Nope, no one dies this week–well, no one...